I'm not old, Just senile

I've always had a bit of a thing for cute kiddie books and always imagined myself writing one someday. Then again, kids have enough nightmares of their own without me implanting vivid images of deranged teaspoons and telepathic space monkeys in their fragile little minds. So I've placed that dream on hold until I can remember where I once buried my sanity or my imaginary drug sniffing police dog locates it for me.

In the meantime I'll just let myself be inspired by kiddies books like this one - knock me over with a five foot spatula if this ain't the cutest thing since Nemo (",)

They can sure teach Cathy and Mark and Boet en Saartjie a thing or two.