Teatime with Me, Myself & Flo

Back when I was still freelancing full time, teatime formed an integral part of my daily routine. In fact, many believe that tea is the very fuel of genius - so true! - which is why I've decided to take you on a picture-journey of teatime with me.

ALTER EGO, FLO: Well, that's just a big fat lie. 

ME: Sigh. I had these awesome pictures that I've been saving forever, and I just really wanted an excuse to post them... just go with it, OK?

So, teatime begins and I feel very fancy...

http://favim.com/image/63280/

So fancy in fact, that the voice inside my head starts talking in a British accent with a slight Scottish twang, and I'm overcome with the desire to do ballet twirls (is there a name for this?) around the coffee table.

 Then I mess.

And that brings us to the end of teatime!

Of course, then there's still the whole big clean-up mission but I don't feel like discussing that in depth right now, so let's rather just look at more pretty teatime pictures, shall we?

    

http://www.flickr.com/photos/libre_versalita/3595089631/in/set-72157605290358308/

http://www.lushlee.com/2009/03/tea-time-collection/

  The End <3

For image references, check out my Pinterest board.

Language Nerd Alert

I've always felt that the English language is somewhat lacking in the punctuation department. In fact, I don't have enough fingers, toes and teeth to count the number of times my wit or sarcasm have been misunderstood by the receiving party, generally resulting in weeks of silent treatment, death threats or mind bullets being shot my way. Then one fateful day, my brother posted this little language lesson on my Facebook wall and (cue orchestra) it changed my life.

http://9gag.com/gag/6665273?ref=fb.s

Needless to say, this little punctuation lesson made me laugh, giggle, chirp, choke on a sip of tea, etc, etc.

Ya, I'm out.

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I haven't blogged in a while BUT

I'm getting tired of starting my posts with "soooo... I haven't blogged in a while, but..." because really, the whole reason I haven't blogged in a while is that I've been trying to think of an excuse for why I haven't blogged in a while. Not a good excuse, but a brilliant excuse. The excuse of all excuses that would make me look like a freaking saint. An excuse so awesome, that they name a Spongebob character after me. Or a clam. I'm not fussy. Anyway, this is what I've come up with so far:

• I haven't blogged in a while because Bunny the cat stole my PC mouse and sold it for cat nip on the Black Cat market.

• I haven't blogged in a while because I've been working on a cure for Bunny the cat's ADHD.

• I haven't blogged in a while because I've been trying to figure out what the H in ADHD stands for.

• I haven't blogged in a while because I then figured out that maybe I have ADHD. Or ADD...? I also like avo on toast because it tastes really really good, and my fingers look funny.

• I haven't blogged in a while because I've been feeling guilty about not blogging in a while.

• I haven't blogged in a while because I sold my dictionary for electricity money, because you can't blog without electricity. It's just basic math.  

• I haven't blogged in a while because the super secret service called me up to write for their super secret blog about super secret secret service stuff.

• I haven't blogged in a while because I've been spending my free hours volunteering at the office in exchange for money and cheese sandwiches.

But seriously now - tomorrow, I WILL blog.