Learn this. It will save your life.

 

You're trapped in a scene straight out of a horror film. A madman brandishing a whizz-whizz-whizzing  chainsaw is chasing you through the woods. Just at the right moment you spot a deserted cottage through the trees. You dash inside, slam the door and realise: You're safe. Because in movies chainsaws can't cut through doors, you see. But now you're trapped in a rickety shack with nothing but a rusty old kettle and a tea bag in your pocket (who doesn't?) What do you do? What do you do? What. Do. You. Do?

Here's what you do: Be courteous, make the man a decent cup of tea to help calm his shattered nerves and bond over a warm cuppa. Friends.

Boom. Life saved. You're welcome.

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